considerations when you're attractive

stay covered up; wear long sleeves and long pants
avoid hanging out too much at night
particularly near sketchy forests
bring spray for protection
hang out with other attractive people
commiserate with them
complain about the twenty solicitations from a single night while your friends have none
sulk about it for weeks
borrow your friend’s expensive lotion to mitigate the itching
be glad that malaria is not endemic to your region